My cup is spilling over!

But I also have the cup tipped at an odd angle.

Anyone have some towels?

Welcome to a world beyond reality: abstracts. So what can you expect by joining my private email list?

  1. Odd
  2. Obscure
  3. Original

That's what you'll get.

About once or twice a month I will send you an email. Think of it like I'm your quirky friend and I just saw something so insane that I had to show you.

We are about to have some fun!

And if after a bit, you think what I send you is seeming like borderline derangement, its easy to drop me like I'm a hot curling iron you didn't pick up at the handle.

Now go make yourself a cup of coffee. But hold it upright so you don't have a mess to deal with like me.


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I won't share this--it's just not my style.
Only if you are comfortable sharing.
Optional. I won't call unless you want me to.
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Optional. But I'd send a card.